oxmoronical
-noun; /ˌɒksiməˈrɒnɪk/ pr-nunciation key – ok-see-muh-ron-ik; a derivative of the word oxymoron, it is a state in which one’s emotional or mental state contradicts their physical state; to feel one way and be in the action of doing or being incongrous to that feeling
“oxmoronical” as used in general conversation:
tammy: “hey biff!! i feel so tired, but i’m wide the f-ck awake, oxymoronical, huh?”
biff: “hey tammy!! i don’t give a sh-t.”
tammy: “maybe it’s the crack?”
biff: “yeah. that or the pepsi & c-ke smoothie you took to the dome.”
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