oxytocin vampire


some doulas get so much personal enjoyment out of births that they become oxytocin vampires. they literally feed off of the oxytocin you and your baby create, giving themselves a ‘birth high’.
this free doula is out here just being an oxytocin vampire and cutting into my bottom line.

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