Oye Como Va


a phrase that when mixed with keyboard, cowbell, and guitar turns everyone in the room cuban and initiates instant dancing.
“a: hey bud, wanna see something cool”

“b: sure!”

“a: k one second, “brings out band of keyboardist, drummer and guitarist,”

“a:oye como va!”

“b:oh, oh, esta música es tan caliente. mi cabeza va a explotar!”

“a: cha!”

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