Ozinga
an indicator that an awkward moment has, or is about to, happen. usually used in conjunction with a well timed collar pull. a well placed ozinga serves only to heighten the awkwardness of a situation by pointing out said awkwardness to a wider audience. hilarity is sure to follow.
collar should be pulled perpendicular to the body at a sharp 45 degree angle from the front of the face using only the index finger.
john: “this is going to be a great new year’s party”
john’s drunk friend: “oh yeah, you going to bring home another fatty like you did last year”
john’s soon to be ex-girlfriend: “you mean when i was skiing with my parents!”
john’s other drunk friends (simultaneously): “ozinga”
beth: “you pulled out right”
jeff: “of course baby” (thinking “ozinga”)
9 months later….
jeff’s brother: “ozinga”
boss: “where were you yesterday?”
dale: “i had the flu”
boss: “i saw you at the bar at 11:30 am”
dale’s co-workers: “ozinga”
brandon’s friends upon seeing brandon’s girlfriend walking up to his bedroom and knowing he is banging another chick in there: “ozinga!”
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