OZORT
acronym noun: “order of zombie outbreak resistance tacticians”. a specific organization oriented to the tactical resistance of a zombie outbreak. see ozort.org for more details.
guy 1: holy cr-p! was that a zombie?
guy 2: quick, someone call ozort!
an organization that kills zombies. short for “order of zombie outbreak resistance tacticians”. this group made up of multiple zorts, and is based out of ozort.org. a member of this group (a zort) is a person specifically trained for tactics and survival in the event of a zombie hollocaust. the group’s primary focus is on teaching people what to do in the event of a worldwide zombie outbreak, or z-day.
guy 1: hey, is that zombie eating that womans brains?
guy 2: oh sh-t! somebody call ozort!
acronym noun (oh-zort): “order of zombie outbreak resistance tacticians”. a specific, largely internet based organization that discusses zombie survivalism.
after spending a few hours talking to ozort on their web forum, tom knew exactly what he would do if there was ever a zombie outbreak.
a group of survivalists who plan for any national crisis, using as a worst case scenario the theoretical idea of a zombie outbreak as a benchmark to ensure preparedness for any situation whereby government or society collapses. they are a large organisation and can easily be found on google or any other major search engine.
people often mistakenly think that ozort is about killing zombies because they use a zombie as their mascot.
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