ozzie

an ounce of weed
let me get an ozzie of that bubba
an ozzie or (aussie) is an australian slang term to name themselves, often used in chants on australia day “ozzie ozzie ozzie” “oi oi oi”
where are you from?
im a bl–dy ozzie mate!
#ozzie #aussie #australian #aussie slang #ossie
usually spelt aussie but ozzie will do, they are the greatest people on earth and you will find them with mad accents, and at a barbie with a vb or beer in one hand and a snag or four’n’twenty in the other. they always have plenty of sheilas and have been known to drive holden utes and the likes. greatest people on the earth. aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi
1 “g’day mate”
“shutup fool, you not ozzie(aussie) you dingleberry”

2″chuck another shrimp on the barbie”
“go away bogan, we want more snags”

3″nice beater mate”
“f-ck off you fillet-o-fish”

4″oi, throw us another beer”
“coming right up, -sswipe”

5″hey dingus, nice ute”
“don’t touch it you -n-l leakage”

6″your an absolute skidmark”
“get out you poof”
#yobbo #bogan #dingus #anak leakage #aussie #ozzie #ausie #snag #pie #holden #vb #beer #greatest
someone named ozzie is a very handsome, intelligent guy. he has the most beautiful eyes on a guy that you’ll ever see. he is very charming and can sweep any girl off their feet by just one look into those bright green eyes. he looks at people and life in a different way, and just by being around him you can tell he’s someone special. he has a way with words that can touch anyone’s heart. and has touched mine more times than one can count.
“do you see that green eyed tall and amazingly handsome guy at school today?”
“he has got to be an ozzie.”
#green eyed #oz #ozzie #ozzy #tall
ozzie, the man with the huge wallet and giant p-n-s as he is also referred to, is by far the most intellectually s-xual person alive. lover of life, and women.
p1: wow! that ozzie gets all the ladies.

p2: h-lls yeah…. it’s not because of his wallet either, you should see the size of his p-n-s.

p1: is it like a horse?

p2: oh no. it would make a horse cry.
#ozzie #ozz face #osbaldo #ozzy #fat
fat gluttonous r-t-rd. used as a verb, it means you really messed something up in an irreversible way.
a: i just p–ped my pants
b: you mean you just ozzied your pants
#fat #idiot #smelly #stupid #r-t-rd
an ozzie is a person who still thinks adidas ´b-tton up´ pants are cool, they cannot dance and use beer in place of water.they complain of wogs being on welfare when the majority of people on welfare/centrelink are indeed ozzies. if you are an ozzie reading this, well done for completing your highschool education…ozzies put down wogs but then take on the typical wog appearence and att-tude. ozzies ancestors were convicts and not much has changed within their intellect or personality. ozzies are known for their terrible haircuts, putrid body odour and alcoholic parents. they also constantly wear the same singlets,thongs and claim to be true australians, when infact australia belongs to the aboriginies. so next time you see a skinny pimply faced broadmeadows red neck ozzie…take a moment and pity these helpless r-t-rds…also…throw 20 cents to them so they can be happy and run to the nearest milk-bar to buy a single ciggarette, usually a ´horizon´ or ´holiday´. ozzies also love to get bashed by lebos.
´helen webb, that cow is a ozzie and a half!´

´must be thursday welfare/centrelink payday…see all the ozzies linning up at the atm and phone boxes?´

´oh my god ! is that person having an epileptic fit?….nah its just an ozzie trying to dance´
#ozzie #australia #australian #yobbo #br-ssy
an ozzie is a person of australian desent. a typical ozzie is a person who still thinks adidas ´b-tton up´ pants are cool, they cannot dance and use beer in place of water.they complain of wogs being on welfare when the majority of people on welfare/centrelink are indeed ozzies. if you are an ozzie reading this, well done for completing your highschool education…ozzies put down wogs but then take on the typical wog appearence and att-tude. ozzies ancestors were convicts and not much has changed within their intellect or personality. ozzies are known for their terrible haircuts, putrid body odour and alcoholic parents. they also constantly wear the same singlets,thongs and claim to be true australians, when infact australia belongs to the aboriginies. so next time you see a skinny pimply faced broadmeadows red neck ozzie…take a moment and pity these helpless r-t-rds…also…throw 20 cents to them so they can be happy and run to the nearest milk-bar to buy a single ciggarette, usually a ´horizon´ or ´holiday´. ozzies also love to get bashed by lebos.
´helen, that cow is a ozzie and a half!´

´must be thursday welfare/centrelink payday…see all the ozzies linning up at the atm and phone boxes?´

´oh my god ! is that person having an epileptic fit?….nah its just an ozzie trying to dance´
#ozzie #australia #australian #yobbo #aussie