ozzy osbourne


the father of metal.

basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who -rg-sm over lousy nu-metal like slipknot are completely missing. once the lead vocalist for black sabbath, ozzy (real name john) is world famous for his immense talent. and yes, his music kicks -ss, even more so than metallica, which says a lot.
-“metalhead” listening to slipknot- “i don’t think i like metal anymore.”

-i p-ss him the ozzman cometh and ozzmosis-

-“metalhead”- “ah, this is how it’s supposed to be done.”

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