p-phubbing
p-phubbing, otherwise known as ignoring friends and family in favor of a smartphone, has a negative impact on relationship satisfaction, life satisfaction can even contribute to depression.
i tried to get her attention with some down polaroids of me naked, b-tch ended up just p-phubbing with her friends.
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