p squared
p-n-s and a paycheck
it’s a reason why women stay in their unfulfilling relationships. when your husban ticks you off, remind yourself that he has p squared. if you are satisfied with the quality of his p-n-s and his paycheck, then you can tolerate the rest of the cr-p.
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a creepy guy who likes small children. often is large, appears to be 40-years-old, balding, and pretends that he’s in college.
college student #1: “that dude is making the moves on that girl who appears to be 13.”
college student #2: “talk about a total p squared. what a creeper.”
short for pocket p-ssy.
can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is actin like a p-ssy.
“hey man let me copy your homework”
” no, i dont wanna get caught”
“quit being such a p squared b-tch!!!!”
p squared stands for “permanently pmsing”. every month, a girl goes through her period and her behaviour during that time is defined as “p-m-s-ing”. this behaviour involves getting mad over small things, being overly emotional, extremely abnormally sensitive, exxagerating things to an unbelievable extent, or in other words..just being plain b-tchy. p- squared is when this b-tchyness is applied permanent to sumonez personality.
“omg, that was so p-squared”
premium p-ssy
bds wishes justin s. had a p^2 so he could bang him.
gettin some because said p-ssy felt bad for you.
“pity pooter”
setting firepit
p-n-s: hey vag do you like josh
v-g-n-: no i just felt bad.
p-n-s: what do you mean?
v-g-n-: i let him finger me 🙁
p-n-s: hahahahah lololooo rotflsauce
v-g-n-: dont tell him
p-n-s: okay we”ll just make up a nick name
pity pooter=p squared
party posse, the boy band bart was in.
we now bring you to the new music video by p squared.
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