P. Yubicare


when someone is trying to make you say ‘pubic hair’. they write it down on a paper, and you say it out loud. that’s it.
guy 1: “dude, read the name of the author of the book i just read!”
guy 2: “p. yubicare.”
guy 1: “ahahhahahaahah”
guy 2: “f-ck you!”

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