p00t


the opposite of w00t. an exclamation of dismay.
i’ve got a broken toe. p00t..
to fart and/or dung while online. an online fart or poo.
i smell p00t…cyber p00t.
an indescriminate way of answering anything, it will also work for retorical questions.
q: how many roads must a man walk down before he is a man.

a: p00t!

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