paavani
paavani is defined as a person who likes to pet people’s head. usually of american-indian origin. it is advisable to protect yourself (bring a condom or something of similar use ) when confronted with this human. on the occasion that you do encounter this person, take the following steps.
1) move back slowly-do not make any sudden moves-
2) if there is a lake with fishes, jump in without hesitation (there must be fishes!!)
3) do not climb a tree paavanis are very adapt at climbing trees
4) do not make eye-contact
5) if at anytime you hear a “meow”, run for your life!!
paavanis are usually harmless, peace-loving creatures that care about global warming and such n-ble causes. things that trigger a paavani attack are
– petting
– bad days
– physics labs
– etc…
if attacked by a paavani call the help line: 9833 242 228
guy: hey! look there is a paavani!
girl: oh ya! thats amazing, but we’d better be careful i heard they can be dangerous!
guy: really?
girl: yeah! wait! what are you doing??!! don’t get too close…!
guy: whoa!! this a so cool!!
girl: nooooooooooooooooo
guy: -petted- ,
girl: why!!! why must the good die young!!!
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