Pablo Picasso
the elite twentieth century painter, master of cubism. and he was never called an -sshole – even though he was only 5 foot 3.
well some people try to pick up girls
and get called -ssholes
this never happened to pablo pic-sso
he could walk down your street
and girls could not resist his stare and
so pablo pic-sso was never called an -sshole.
while having s-x, stick a large paintbrush in your partners b-tt. then proceed to paint a taco on their face.
me: i’m totally going to get some, but i don’t know if i should bring a paintbrush.
friend: why would you bring a paintbrush?
me: because she might want a pablo pic-sso.
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