Pablo’d

verb

1. you spend $100 (or more) on alcoholic beverages, then bring 5 ladies to your dorm room. you feel lucky, you’re positive you’re going to get laid. that is until the ladies drink your whole stash and ditch you, leaving you dry with your hands down your pants.
ladies: yeah…uh…we got to use the bathroom…
unlucky dude: ok cool, just come back when you’re done.
friend: you dumb-ss, you just got pablo’d!
to fall into a drunken sleep in what seems like a respectable home or hotel only to be awakened by constant attempts of a person speaking broken english to partake in s-xual relations with you. often the broken english speaker is completely undeterred by the strong scent of vomit on your breath.
wow, i thought everything was fine when i p-ssed out in mountain brook but then i totally got pablo’d by that dude!

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