Pachydermaboxus
secular interpretation of all religions as different representations of the same phenomenon. often adopted as a belief system. popular with agnostics and former atheists. usually linked to a socially liberal world view that promotes interpersonal relationships and education as the path to peace. also known as the elephant in a box theory.
the mythology of pachydermaboxus is as follows:
there is a metaphysical room in which there is no light. in the middle of this metaphysical room is a metaphysical box full of holes. within the metaphysical box is a metaphysical elephant. all human beings enter this room at least once in their lives. many find the box. many do not. of those that find the box, some reach in and feel the elephant’s ear. some reach in and feel the elephant’s tail. some reach in and feel the elephant’s foot. some reach in and feel the elephant’s trunk. some reach in and feel nothing at all. all human beings enter this room at least once in their lives, and no matter what they experience, upon departing the room everyone says, that is g-d.
her boyfriend’s jewish but she’s pachydermaboxus.
Read Also:
- have a bomb
to have an amazing, fun and exciting time with your friends. ‘let’s go have a bomb.’ ‘mate, are we bombing tonight?’
- Pot of Stink Hair Stew
a slang term for the v-g-n-. we had a pleasant evening, and after champagne on the terrace, liz let me stir her pot of stink hair stew.
- Hawkman
a hawkman is person who has a giant nose in the form of a hawks beak. it is know that some great historical figures where hawkman (emperor hadri-n-s, cleopatra,y-ssin,..) and in that ages such a huge nose might have stood for greatness and respect but now it’s just something to make fun off. in a […]
- printy
of or pertaining to the printy mind of dp houck when interpreting events, ideas, people, places, or really anything in his own unique way on a rainy day, the diagonally falling rain was described as “rain falling at a non-straight angle”
- Psuedo-fag
a man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(there is gay, and there is hollywood gay). he pretends to be gay so attractive women will pay attention to him. usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women. a psuedo-f-g copped a feel on my girlfriend.