package bump
when you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently b-mp your hang downs.
john sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
mike: d-mn bro, you just lost your footing and package b-mped me!
john: my bad, son
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