package peaker
a guy that checks out another guy’s package (d-ck and b-lls) to see how they stack up against his own. package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.
duder 1: “what the f-ck? did you just look at my d-ck man?”
duder 2: “no way, i ain’t a package peaker dude.”
duder 1: “yes you did! after i finish shaking my d-ck off, i’m gonna kick your -ss.”
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