Packing A Parachute
its just like pitching a tent in your pants, only air borne. ie. airplane, helicopter or hot air ballon.
i pitched a tent in my pants on a helicopter = i packed a parachute on the helicopter.
the girl next to me on the flight home was hot and suddenly i was packing a parachute.
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