packing the musket
v. jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. the motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a civil war style musket.
i woke up this morning with raging morning wood so i started packing the musket in the shower.
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the act of inserting a long, thin object into a male’s urethra, as far as it will go.
-dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-im just packing the musket man.
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