pad-ing
the art of throwing a sanitary towel (pad) into an ex-boyfriend’s garden.
this will then majorly confuse them as to why a pad may have ended up in their garden..
this is an art which is incredibly difficult to master, as it requires perfect timing and precision.
it is best to be done when either drunk or high and normally in the dark at night time – so the victim can’t catch you in the act!
‘oh my god ellie wasn’t it so insanely funny when we went pad-ing last night!’
using an ipad on a regular basis, kinda like “surfing” the web
joe get off already, you’ve been pading all day!!
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