PADD
you suffer from padd when you open your phone to text someone and find yourself watching a video or playing a game. forgetting simple tasks between flipping through screens. phone attention deficit disorder.
wow i was suffering from a bad case of padd. i opened my phone and forgot what i was looking up.
usually “padd designation,” it stands for “person authorized to direct disposition.” basically, this means the person who checks the remains of a military personnel should they become a casualty.
mr. john smith was the padd designate for cpl. smith, his son. cpl. smith was a casualty of war.
to have s-xual intercourse with a chick, where she takes it in both holes. with 2 d-cks.
p-ssy -ss double d-ck.
leona: i hate you
rei: b-tch, shut your f-ckin’ mouth, or i’ll tape you to the bed and give you a mighty paddin’
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