Paddington’s Pajama’s
article of clothing worn between the sheets. it was once said that paddington the bear growled all day and night until he found the right pair of pajama’s to wear to bed. he tried several pairs and non of them ever fit him right. so he designed a plan to search the world over for the perfect pair. he didn’t want satin or he’d surly slide off the bed. he didn’t want wool. it made him itch. he didn’t want thick because it made him sweat. then he happened to be on the net searching and all of a sudden the perfect pair popped up on his screen. they were soft cotton, breathable, full of color and air and even if he got cold they would always keep him warm.
a perfect love is like a pair of paddington’s pajama’s when it pops up in someones life it fit’s.
i think he/she needs a pair of paddington’s pajama’s so they stop growling at people and know that they fit each other so right.
paddington have you found your pajama’s yet?
Read Also:
- Padeep
(puh-deep) tr. v. 1. to obtain things of great value from any source at no cost to oneself by means of slick northwoods used-car-salesman techniques. 2. making a woman do your laundry for you. 3. fornication. 4. the act of fabricating wild tales of the night before last. 5. putting in a fat lip. man, […]
- padmini
a mother who exploits her large br–sts and booty to men so she can provide for her unfortunate family. ear reduction surgury is expensive so padmini’s have to f-ck harder and earn more money. locals all know who padmini’z are and get cheap prices for special jobs. hey dud lets go see padmini and make […]
- hot reds
a type of bowel movement that is slender, reddish in color and burn your -sshole on the way out, usually the day after eating spaghetti, pizza or chili. man, that chili tore me up last night, i had a case of the hot reds this morning!
- Shathing
(verb) (shay-thing) the act of laying down in the bathtub with the shower raining down hot water on you while simultaneously closing the drain-. many touch themselves during this process. -whether or not one actually closes the drain is a matter of preference. i was too tired to stand up when i was showering this […]
- Sloppy Topper
is a name given to people that don’t know how to perform oral s-x. john:hey ,bro i heard jessica suck you off? carl:yeah bro -high fives- john:how was it ? carl:not good she’s a sloppy topper john:i hate sloppy toppers