Paddle Boat
when someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you p-ss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)
“dude, you think the dutch rudder kicks -ss?? wait till some chick gives you the paddle boat… with cashmere socks on.”
v. very similar to the term motorboat, but instead of moving one’s head side to side, you use one hand on the outside of each b–b, alternating pushing them back and forth against one’s face while it stays still and making a vigorous, lip-vibrating “brrr” sound.
john – “man, mary’s t-ts were so nice, i just paddleboat (ed) the sh-t out of them!”
similar to motorboating, a successful paddle boat is performed by inserting your index finger into the exposed cleavage of a girl and wiggling it back and forth.
i got drunk and his girl wouldn’t let me motorboat her so i paddleboated her.
the act of motorboating a girls -ss. putting your face in between the cheeks and shaking your head while blowing air through your lips to make them slap together.
i paddleboated your mum last night, she loved it.
placing you face/head between a woman’s br–sts and manually slapping yourself with her br–sts.
hunny my t-ts hurt from last night paddle boating adventure
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