Padeep
(puh-deep) tr. v.
1. to obtain things of great value from any source at no cost to oneself by means of slick northwoods used-car-salesman techniques.
2. making a woman do your laundry for you.
3. fornication.
4. the act of fabricating wild tales of the night before last.
5. putting in a fat lip.
man, matt really padeeped the sh-t out of that chick last night! she blew him, did his laundry, fetched him a beer and gave him the t-tle to her car!
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