padlocking
verb. the act of inserting one’s p-n-s into one’s own r-ct-m representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive s-xual pleasure.
upon reaching climax the p-n-s is forcefully ejected from the -n-s in a manner of an unlocking padlock
jeremy: hey man have you got any plans tonight?
abdul-khalim: i’ve got plans. there’s a padlock that needs padlocking
when you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.
dude we should go padlocking at sixflags today!
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