paedo jones
a generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.
typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of werthers original, and the occasional -ss f-cking of young boys.
yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick -ss bbq yesterday.
awww man, i had my kids with me and i didn’t want simon creeping round them. he is such a f-cking paedo jones
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