Paedophile Popsickle
painting your c-ck to look like a lollipop to little kids
a paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect c-ck to look like a lollipop. he then hides behind something, with his c-ck in view. little kids will think it’s a lollipop, and give a good lick. this will pleasure the paedophile!
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