paedoscopes
the thick-lensed (and thick-rimmed) spectacles -ssociated with those scary, trenchcoat wearing men who hang around playgrounds. and don’t have kids.
“my, what big gl-sses you have!”
“ah, you mean my paedoscopes! all the better to see you with, my dear…”
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