Paenis


a different way to spell the word p-n-s
“hey randy give me that paenis”
the sp-ce between fat rolls on morbidly obese people. (perfect for holding sandwiches or snacks that may have dropped in a feeding frenzy for later.)
“d-mn. there was a whole sandwich in that paenis.” those morbidly obese kids who are always on maury povich could probably feed a 3rd world village with all of the droppings that collect in their paenis.
^ this person is the biggest r-t-rd to walk the planet
paenis is not a word, chopstick-lover is the worst racial slur ever. it’s not even creative.

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