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• pager paranoia

  when you hear beeping sounds as if your pager has gone off, when in fact it hasn’t. when you feel a vibration like the pager went off but was only the cars engine reving mimicking the feeling. 1) oh cr-p my pager went off. nope just my mind hearing things again. 2) just felt my […]

• Palantir

  s-x without a condom. magical. person 1: “man, last night was awesome!” person 2: “palantir?” person 1: “no, unfortunately not yet…” —– person 1: “yo, that concert rocked!” person 2: “yeah dude, it was so palantir!” —– person 1: “dude…i’m sort of scared. had a palantir incident last night and i’m second guessing whether it […]

• Pants Fucked

  when the lady’s area isn’t ready, so the guy simply f-cks her through her pants. billy and susie are making out and things got intimate. billy “i want to have s-x with you” susie “no…” billy -takes his pants off and gets a handy from susie while making out” billy “can i atleast finger you?” […]

• panty dropping ink

  when the sight of a s-xy tattoo on a man makes a woman wanna f-ck him immediately. d-mnnn alexandra…dude over there has the hottest tattoo on his arm…it makes me wanna f-ck him right now!!”… “wow girl you’re so right…he definitely has some panty dropping ink.”

• Parasailing

  having wild s-x, comeplete plowing a woman, or guy. wow, i was just parasailing sallys v-g-n-

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