Page Avenue


the place where the parties are hard and the c-cks… even harder. this majestic avenue encaptures the memories that you’ve always dreamed of not ever remembering. located in the wilmington, north carolina, you know that parties are hard because no one really gives a flying f-ck, baker’s f-ck, or even a mother f-ck. a lot of blood, sweat, and s-m-n have been spilled on this road. i have never seen so many people resemble zombies because of their f-cked-up-ness. if you dont party here, then f-ck you!
douche: what did you do last night man?

bro: f-ck if i know, i went to page avenue. you couldn’t join me, could you, douche?

douche: sorry, i should have known it would have been a kick–ss time.

bro: well, that’s what happens when you are too busy sucking c-ck. you miss out on rages on page avenue. f-ck yourself and i hope it goes in your eye next time

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