Pagemasturbate
to pleasure oneself to the mental image of a book character (generally fiction). in reference to the pagemaster
“i totally pagem-st-rb-t- to the image of draco malfoy all the time.”
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- Painful to read
a book (usually given to a student by a teacher) which makes one want to: a) fall asleep b) jump off a cliff c) fail the cl-ss just so he doesn’t have to read the book d) go back in time to find/find in the present the author that ruined their life and permanently damage […]
- pain porn
videos, images, audio clips (and any other media) found on the internet that shows people getting hurt. dude, check out this pain p-rn clip of a biker getting his foot amputated in a crash!
- pant-must
the musty smell a male gender develops in the crotch/n-ts-ck region. since barney had sour pant-must smell, this hindered his bl-w j-b potential.
- Panty Parole
noun: 1: the female equivalent of freeballing. 2: when a women doesn’t wear undergarments. i hear breanne was on panty parole. her skirt flipped up and troy saw everything.
- paparazziphobia
fear of reporters or of being photographed by crowds. jim: “did sandy talk to the reporters?” julie: “no, she has a serious paparazziphobia.”