pager paranoia
when you hear beeping sounds as if your pager has gone off, when in fact it hasn’t.
when you feel a vibration like the pager went off but was only the cars engine reving mimicking the feeling.
1) oh cr-p my pager went off. nope just my mind hearing things again.
2) just felt my pager vibrate. no was just the subway p-ssing by again.
this pager paranoia is stressing me out.
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