Pagesexual
a person that is physically, s-xually, and emotionally attracted to jimmy page (and people resembling him).
“you know that girl, sarah? she is so d-mn picky when it comes to guys!”
-mainstream guy
“nah, it’s just because she’s pages-xual.”
-guy that resembles jimmy page
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the act of taking a freshly greased newborn and inserting it into the mother’s bottom, simulating -n-l s-x with an oil drum, hence the name, “painul”, s-x. “oh yah danny, now jam it into my ace real slick like and make it painul”
- paiyow
a subtle phrase said…or yelled…when you see a fine -ss b-tch, to let others know to check her out without her knowing if she overhears. -fine chick walks by- “paiyow!!!”
- sardine in an aquarium
a very tiny p-n-s, implying it’s thin as well as short. overheard in a ladies’ loo : woman 1 : did you sleep with pete ? woman 2 : yes. you too? woman 1 : yep. like a sardine in an aquarium, isn’t he ?
- Saszilla
an individual that looks like g-dzilla and sasquatch got together and f-cked, resulting in saszilla oh man did you hook up with that girl last night? she was a total saszilla!
- Satan's Goatee
when a man t-tty f-cks a girl and -j-c-l-t-s on her chin i was t-tty-f-cking my girlfriend when i blew my load and gave her satan’s goatee.