paid and laid
the act of receiving monetary compensation for a good or service within the same time span of engaging in s-xual activity.
david: dude, i totally got my paycheck from coldstone today.
spencer: sick, i got paid by kams today and pounded gayle. that’s what i call paid and laid.
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