paid witness
an unarmed security guard
i mean, what the h-ll is this guy gonna do against a heat packing thief?
lady: aahhh! that guy just took my purse!
guard: he sure did!
lady: well, do something, dammit!
guard: what do you want me to do? run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? i’m just a paid witness!
lady: argh!
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