Paige Yadon
this is when you take the bottom half of the m-ffin and coat it with the top half’s gooey insides, except with s-m-n and v-g-n-. what you do is;
first, grind up some nutmeg
second, spray your partner’s desired hole with pam
third, pour the nutmeg into desired pam lubricated hole.
fourth, wait. you have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major n-ts-ck
fifth, screw your partner.
sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of s-m-n, pam, and nutmeg out.
seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
final step; ingest
dude i had the craziest weekend. you know my buddy cecelia? well, get this: we did the paige yadon for three days straight. i haven’t tripped that much b-lls since the t-tanic came out.
holy f-ck you lucky b-st-rd
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