Pain Basement
this is what a dive bar turns into when you reach a level of intoxication where liqour tastes like water and bartenders will overserve you until you are in a personal hurt locker.
it looks like ryan stayed in the pain bas-m-nt a bit to long last night and woke up hugging the toilet.
we are forever calling “the recovery room” the pain bas-m-nt. no one has ever recovered anything but herpes there.
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