paint
the greatest art package of all time. ships with versions of windows. pictures created in paint often look like they were drawn by children.
i drew an awesome picture in paint!
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paint is teh w00t!
powdered cocaine.
i need a twenty from you.
you want that hard or that paint?
to leave sh-t residue on a p-n-s (or condom) during -n-l s-x
“make sure you take an enema and clean yourself, cuz you dont want to paint him!”
noun.
a partmanteau deriving from pant and paint.
an outer garment covering each leg separately and usually extending from the waist to the ankle – usually used in plural – wherein the wearer is of an overweight nature and the garment is poorly fitting, i.e. tight.
college student 1: oh man, i love college. i can eat cheeseburger subs all day in the dining hall.
college student 2: yeah, i was going to say – nice paints. you’re going to need some mineral spirits to get them babies off.
to wipe any s-x related fluid on someone’s taint with your p-n-s
he created the most beautiful paint job i have ever seen on that guy’s taint. there were elegant swirls, lines, and a breathtaking sense of form.
1. the free throw lane in basketball
2. paintb-lls
3. a jack, queen or king card in poker
i think you spend enough time in the paint that you don’t need to play as a pro.
sp-nk; j-zz
an organic fluid known as s-m-n that usually contains spermatozoa. it is secreted by the gonads (s-xual glands) and other s-xual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. the process of discharge is called -j-c-l-t–n.
dude, there’s paint all over your face
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