paint the town red
to engage in a wild spree.
origin: the alussion is to the kind of riotous behavior that results in red blood being spilt.
k: i’m p-ssed. wanna go paint the town red tonight?
j: let’s do it.
to go on a wild drinking bout
what ever you do, don’t paint the town red on a holiday.
to go to various different parties in different parts of town, or basically party all night long.
the expression “paint the town red” has nothing to do with a girl on her period leaving spots of blood all over the town. (where do people get this sh-t?)
guy 1: “i’m bored as h-ll. i heard jake invited a bunch of hot chicks to his party tonight?”
guy 2: “yeah. let’s go paint the town red, man.”
to go out and have a good a time. usually, but not requiring, the aid of alcohol or other mind altering substances. the phrase come from an englishman who after a fox hunt (because that’s what the british do ) got so drunk with buddies that they literally found some paint and proceed to go all extreme makeover: village edition on the town.
you frank, wanna go paint the town red later?
to have violent intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating.
dude 1: i’m about to have some super-hardcore s-x with my girlfriend.
dude 2: isn’t she on her period?
dude 1: yeah. i’m about to paint the town red
dude 2: that’s gross.
accidental menstruation on public property including buses, restaurants etc. for an extended amount of time.
i like, way sp-ced on tampons and had to paint the town red today.
when a girl is on her period and she wanders the street with a skirt/dress and no underwear on dotting the streets with blood.
nicole: steve donkey punched me last night, i think i am going to blow off some steam and paint the town red. lisa, can i borrow your white skirt?
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