paint your wood
when you ask to paint someone’s wood, you are asking to get in a s-xual situation with them and c-mming all over them. another way to use it is to ask to get your wood painted, asking to get into a s-xual situation and getting c-mmed on. you also use it by saying that someone’s wood got painted.
example 1-
guy: to guy or girl: can i paint your wood?
example 2-
guy or girl to guy: will you paint my wood? or can you get my wood painted?
example 3-
person to other person: did you hear that bob painted jordan’s wood?
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