paintbrush dick
a “paintbrush d-ck” is a semi-erect p-n-s. not hard enough to insert, instead bends like a paintbrush. i first heard it on jim norton’s “mouth full of shame” special.
he was so drunk last night all i got was paintbrush d-ck.
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