painticipation
the brief stretch of time between the instant you hurt yourself, and the instant actually feel the pain. during paintic-p-tion, you know you’ve hurt yourself and you are antic-p-ting the arrival of the pain.
i stubbed my toe on the foot of the table and bit my lip during paintic-p-tion to prepare for the pain.
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