Pajamsturbation
the pre-sleep process that includes, but is not limited to, changing into pajamas, masturbating, brushing teeth, etc.
a portmanteau of pajamas and masturbation.
now that i have a single dorm, the level of pajamsturbation has increased exponentially!
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