Pakistani Panther Condoms

alliterative term for s & xs (small & extra-small) sized panther condoms. as opposed to dalit panther condoms, which are l & xl (large & extra-large). so called on account of the immense popularity of black panther condoms among south asian muslim men, as well due to the inferior size of the caucasoid pakistani p-n-s or indian muslim p-n-s as compared to the negroid-australoid dalit p-n-s or shudra p-n-s. overlaps with the related ‘punjabi panther condoms’.

the wide usage of panther condoms among indo-pak islamites is based on the strong preference our fair pakistani, indian muslim & bengali women have for the black & hence full-sized dravidian p-n-s & makrani p-n-s. this well-doc-mented s-xual bias of our bibis, banos & begums is exemplified by the cases of khushboo khan, shakeela khatun, tabu hashmi, jyothika
sadanah & tehmeena afzal. it is depicted in songs like ‘kala shah kala’, ‘sapele been baja de’ & ‘aaya ek sapela’, & in movies such as ‘razia sultan’ (1983), ‘everywhere & nowhere’ (2011) & ‘bhaji on the beach’ (1993).

this predeliction forces us ‘paki boys’ to attempt to ‘match up’ to the p-n-s size of afro-dravidian men & internalise dravidian p-n-s envy. given that ‘panther’ is a south asian code-word for dalit panther, we ‘pakis’ believe that wearing pakistani panther condoms transmigrationally enhances the real, or at least apparent, size of the asian ‘pakid-ck’, thus enabling it to compete with the ‘madrasi n-gg-r d-ck’.
1) paki panther: i love pakistani panther condoms because they make my paki d-ck look big!

2) sound advice
paki begum: jaanu (darling), you should start wearing pakistani panther condoms!
paki sahib: why?
paki begum: i hear it’ll make your small paki p-n-s bigger!
paki sahib: thanks – i’ll start tonight!

3) action required
paki jehadi: islam is in danger! our begums are running off with sambar n-gg-rs & west indies n-gg-rs! we must do something to match their p-n-s size! we have to take immediate action to impress our begums with giant lingams!
paki boy: how will we do that?
paki jehadi: when you can’t beat ’em – join ’em! we must wear pakistani panther condoms!
– ‘paki p-n-s is small’ arif khan. topix 24 feb 2012

4) panther has been the no. 2 brand in east pakistan for years:

brand … units sold. price
raja …. 105.0 mill. 0.50 taka ($.009)
panther .. 34.4 mill. 1.25 taka ($.023)
sensation . 9.0 mill. 3.33 taka ($.062)
– (‘a consequence of success: the issue of contraceptive security in bangladesh – a discussion paper’ anthony a. hudgins. arlington, va.: john snow, inc./deliver, for the u.s. agency for international development, 2002, p.14)

recently, this share has increased to 22%, with the decline of raja condoms:

brand ….. mill sold
raja …… 47.0 m
panther … 30.7 m
hero …… 29.5 m
sensation . 25.6 m
u&me …… 06.1 m
east pakistan or bangladesh condom sales
(millions of units sold, smc-bd.org/condom.html, 5 sep 2011)