Palanoia
pal·a·noi·a (pal-uh-noi-uh)
contraction: palringo/paranoia
a mental disorder characterized by the baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others on the instant messenger application: palringo. usually due to the baseless and excessive behaviour of others on the application palringo! b-stards! i know you hate me!
example:
jane: hey john, do you wanna see my b–bs?
john: stfu simon i know it’s you on ur free palringo!
jane: dude, palanoia much?
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