palm balm
euphemism for any substance (usually hand lotion, soap, ky jelly, etc.) used as lubricant to facilitate male masturbation activity.
man, franq was so drunk the other night. he got home and didn’t know what he was doing so he used easy off for palm balm. now he has a rash on his d-ck. that franq is an idiot.
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