palm-cheese


a cheesy fungal buildup usually on most video gaming controllers, computer mouse, keyboards or handles. this is indicative and/or caused by sweaty, dirty palms playing or holding onto the device for a prolonged period of time. it normally appears in the fastening seams, embedded into rubber grips or along the seams of pushb-ttons.
after playing joe’s favorite video game for sixteen straight hours, the palm-cheese was so thick you could spread it onto a cracker.

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