palm civet
a catlike critter that lives in indonesia. the only reason anyone has ever heard of the d-mned things is that they eat coffee beans then sh-t them out. the sh-t-beans are used to make kopi lewak, a super expensive coffee that only a sh-t eating moron would touch.
you mean they make coffee out of palm civet sh-t? what the f-ck?
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