Palm M&M’s
the horrifying, mutant breed of m&m’s that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.
rick: hey jane, would you care for any m’m’s? (holding out an enclosed fist)
jane: why sure! that is so kind of you.
(as rick starts to open his hand)
jane: wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm m&m’s. your half melted, color faded, sh-ll cracked m&m’s? those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? shall i directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? yeah, check yourself rick.
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